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Dear Valued Customer
Dear Valued Customer:
It has come to our attention that you, the customer, may not understand your role in this fine retail establishment. Here is an easy-to-follow guide on the finer points of being an excellent customer:
Article 1: This retail establishment has its goods arranged in a certain way, so that you, the customer, may locate items easily and see them displayed in an attractive manner. If you must pick up an item that you do not intend to take to the register and purchase, please put it back in the same location in the store. All of its' components should be facing the right direction and everything closed, buttoned, zipped, or o