Dear Valued CustomerDear Valued Customer:It has come to our attention that you, the customer, may not understand your role in this fine retail establishment. Here is an easy-to-follow guide on the finer points of being an excellent customer:Article 1: This retail establishment has its goods arranged in a certain way, so that you, the customer, may locate items easily and see them displayed in an attractive manner. If you must pick up an item that you do not intend to take to the register and purchase, please put it back in the same location in the store. All of its' components should be facing the right direction and everything closed, buttoned, zipped, or o
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BlindedFor a being of lightYou cast such long shadows...Can't remember what your crimes wereBut I'll stick it to you anyhow.You blinded, blinded, blinded me'Til I sunk down with the parasitesThey crawled under my skinAnd told me I was wellDespite the leisions and the boilsOnly you knew I was in HellAnd you're so brightI have to squint into youAnd they tell meThat your glow isn't realBut I can feel them pull back'Cause they're blinded, blinded, blindedBlindedCan't remember what your virtues wereBut I'll praise you anyhow.
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